What is Speedy The Turtle?
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The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.
Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.
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your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to..
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A weak retort used when one can't back up their claims.
You want my ghost friend to do what?! You sir, are an ideological bigot.
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