What is Speedy The Turtle?
1.
The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.
Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.
Random Words:
1.
Combination of drunkenness and fatigue which leaves the drinker in a zombie like state.
Into the Ballantine Ale now, zombie drunk and n..
1.
When a homosexual begins hitting on his female friends whilst in a state of inebriation.
Dude, i was totally heterodrunking on Sasha an..
