Spelk

What is Spelk?


1.

geordie or Newcastle slang meaning a small splinter of wood. Usually referred to in this way when one is embedded in your hand.

I've got a spelk in my hand

2.

A splinter: origin: North East.

i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough

Mackem Geordie Smog Monster

The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.

See splinter, chip, flake, fragment, shaving

3.

person who is little and thin

he's only a spelk but he can sup 15 pints of lager

See lank

4.

the foam the erupts from a whigger when he is crying about his baby dick. fool

fuck u homies/i am not a hipocrite.

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