What is Spelk?
1.
geordie or Newcastle slang meaning a small splinter of wood. Usually referred to in this way when one is embedded in your hand.
I've got a spelk in my hand
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A splinter: origin: North East.
i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough
Mackem Geordie Smog Monster
The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.
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3.
person who is little and thin
he's only a spelk but he can sup 15 pints of lager
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4.
the foam the erupts from a whigger when he is crying about his baby dick. fool
fuck u homies/i am not a hipocrite.
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An internet phrase that was used wildly for about a month, and was almost never used again.
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a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds
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