Spelks

What is Spelks?

a splinter of the wood variety - north england/ borders

"... our kid went down the wooden slide an' got 'imself a couple 'o spelks in his bollox

Airstrike

1. A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars. Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange&..

Itzo

1. Very skilled mafia dealer. An itzo understands how to handle his business. See itzo, mafia, dealer, ico, skilled 2. From English: &q..

1970s Tea Towel Holder

1. An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close. Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s ..

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