Spelks

What is Spelks?

a splinter of the wood variety - north england/ borders

"... our kid went down the wooden slide an' got 'imself a couple 'o spelks in his bollox

Asspload

1. Sound of your ass blowing up. I ASSPLOADED! See ass, explosion, sound, cool..

Quatz

1. A person (Male or Female) who plays Halo on xbox live and screams in a Elmo type voice. It is not a Quatz unless it is holding a shotgun..

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

1. The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a ma..

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