Spelks

What is Spelks?

a splinter of the wood variety - north england/ borders

"... our kid went down the wooden slide an' got 'imself a couple 'o spelks in his bollox

Mopping The Deck

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Qumc

1. someone who makes gorilla noises when being sexed. by people with k names. THASH DISHGUSHTING QUMC! See fag, gay, homosexual, mckenna ..

Yes We Can

1. Barack Obama's new catch phrase which has somehow been made into a song, of course by the Black Eyed Peas (featuring numerous other..

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