Spelks

What is Spelks?

a splinter of the wood variety - north england/ borders

"... our kid went down the wooden slide an' got 'imself a couple 'o spelks in his bollox

Unstich The Sitch

1. To ruin an event or occasion. Derived from "sitch" which is slang for situation. We were flying kites at the park when a sud..

Unicorn's Eyelash

1. Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculatedirectly onto said duct(or ducts) Rebecca..

Jp "poopoogirl"

1. Someone that poops on her/himself. That JP "PooPooGirl" pooped all over her cousins house. See poop, jennifer, douche, nasty..

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