Spelt Cracker

What is Spelt Cracker?

A synonym for hippie; some crunchy individual; white granola dude; someone with raised garden beds; bee farmer; Portlander.

I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.

See hippy, hippie, dreads, rasta, vegan, grateful dead

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