Spelunking

What is Spelunking?


1.

the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration

The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

2.

The origin of all the other definitions for spelunking

noun: The act of exploring a cave

1. One popular activity to do out in the wilderness is go spelunking

See Anonymous

3.

1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmetand possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)

Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.

4.

If you ask people who actually go caving, spelunking is the derogatory term for stupid or unprepared cave trips. Origin: "spelunk" is the sound a clumsy caver makes when he slips and falls in a cave and lands in water.

If you don't take a helmet, more than one source of light, and a few friends into the cave with you, then you're not caving. You're spelunking.

See spelunk, spelunker, caving, cave, caver, Sundog

5.

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.

A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

See spelunk, one night stand, check, flashlight, spelunking

6.

Derogatory term for a diminutive sexual parter (male or female) who performs oral sex on a much larger, usually exceedingly overweight, female partner.

Man, did you hear about Katie's spelunking trip last night?

See muff diving, spelunker, oral sex, fat

7.

rifling through something in order to find something far greater hidden at the bottom.

can be a sexual reference...

enid spelunks jovially each night...

he was spelunking at great speed through the cereal packet to find the toy at the bottom.

he spelunked through the garbage for the cheese he left there.

See search, rifling, finding, enid, cheese


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