What is Spencers?
1.
A cool store that has some nice accesories and um stuff for adults who want to do certain...things.
Hey that dildo at Spencers is on sale.
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2.
a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling "cool" merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(don't). boatloads of stupid questions, asshole-ish people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isn't pulling in enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in the plus side, thousands of things with the phrase "try me" on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, "secret shoppers", etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they "think it will be fun" trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.
spencers can blow me
i need a new job
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3.
Greatest fuckin' store in the known world. Carries sex toys, dirty t-shirts/keychains/stickers, jewelery, Happy Bunny, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy etc.
Ask us, we'll probably teach you how to properly use a whip!
White Boy: Yo bra, let's check out Spencers yo!
Spencers Bee-yotch: Hey, guy, your hat is on backwards.
You're...you're white.
4.
A store that sells f---d up merchandise. Not a store to take small children to.
I love Spencers. I buy all my keychains and magnets from Spencers.
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5.
a mostly r to x rated store, found at the mall, which also has a variety of other things... such as belts, chains, some stuff from hot topic, happy bunny items, T-shirts, drumsticks, weird crystal balls, glow in the dark shit, etc.
not a great store to take ur 10 year old kid to
guy: lets go to spencers to buy some flavored condoms
g/f: yea... lets...
some kid: hey, lets go to get those awesomely cool led zepplin drumsticks from spencers...
other kid: no way, the guns and roses drumsticks are better...
6.
A awesome store that sells some naughty things for adults...but sells the best stuff for -teenagers- I personally think that it is stupid when parents bring their little 5 and 6 year olds into this store!
Spencers has Happy Bunny, David and Goliath, wristbands, and lots of stuff suitable for -teenagers
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7.
The pedophile's garage sale
It's amazing at spencers I can get a big bird shirt, a disco ball, a plastic penis, and a thong made out of skittles.
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