What is Spench?
1.
a combination of the words SPEND and MUCH. A spench is someone who spends much.
JOE - Have you seen Gary?
PHIL - He's out buying a new boat
JOE - That guy bought a new boat last year
PHIL - He's always buying stuff
JOE - What a spench
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2.
To Spend a lot or to spend much. An individual who goes out and shops until they drop. excessive behaviour
#1 To Spend a lot
JOE -- Where's Lisa?
MIKE -- She's out buying some new shoes
JOE -- Again?
MIKE -- I know she's a spench but she can't help herself
#2 Excessive behaviour
MIKE -- Gary tries to impress the ladies too much
JOE -- He bought Lara a new car
MIKE -- What a spench!
JOE -- He's a double spench actually. He bought her a new wardrobe as well.
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3.
Female offspring of French and Spanish parents. Incredibly gorgeous, and usually wealthy. They are very easy to manipulate. And thus is the real reason for them.
"So, how was your date?"
"Dude. She's such a Spench. She's freakin' hot, and I can get her to buy me pretty much anything I want."
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4.
The area under the stairs (often a cupboard) where things are stored. Used in North Wales.
"Take off your boots and put them in the spench"
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5.
TO EJACULATE SEMEN. shooting CUM shooting sperm. Erupting JIZZ. Popping off after sex. Shooting spack on something. Orgasming after some hot fucking.
Lisa was being a bitch in bed, so I pulled out and SPENCHED on her face.
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