Spend A Battery

What is Spend A Battery?

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

See laptop, wireless, cafe, coffee, battery

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