What is Spenk?
1.
Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
Hawaire man Charlie y'fuckin spenk.
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2.
A geek or nerd who concentrates his Nerdishness on one particular thing.
This can often be used as an insult informing that person that they are being a geek about something and to stop it.
Dan like fish, I wish he'd shut up about them hes a right fish spenk.
Jimmy stop rapping your rubbish you Spenk!
3.
when u splooge in youre eye.
i was jerkin about carmen electra and nothin came out so i took a closer look and got spenked
4.
First poo of the day is a spenk
Hhm, I've just had a spenk and it's only 7am
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