Sperm Burgular

What is Sperm Burgular?

Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.

Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?

Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.

See sperm, thief

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Qfd

1. An acronym on First Person Shooters while playing online meaning Quit Fucking Dying Gamer 1: dude i have 1 kill and 23 deaths Gamer 2:..

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