Sperm Cracker

What is Sperm Cracker?

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The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

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