Sperm Curdler

What is Sperm Curdler?


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Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"

2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"


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