What is Sperm Dad?
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The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.
Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.
Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)
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To drown a child, like Andrea Yates did.
If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm going to give it a Yates Bath!
See drown, murd..