Sperm Dad

What is Sperm Dad?


1.

The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.

Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.

Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)

See dad, sperm, father, christchurch, nz, new zealand


31

Random Words:

1. to express recognition after an individual has been owned, one upped or thoroughly embarassed. KG: I lost 15 pounds. Kara: You'll..
1. someone who thinks they can skate but is actually quite terrible the kid try to show off to all the girls with his skating... they all ..
1. referring to a female that you don't feel like saying her name. I waxed ol' girl in jaccuzzi last night See babybear 2. Sl..