What is Sperm Donor?
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The person that gets a female pregnant but doesn't help her with the child in any way, shape, or form. In some cases they don't acknowledge the child at all.
I saw my sperm donor today. He came by to see my daughter and had the nerve to be empty handed.
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2.
My father, the asshat.
I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".
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3.
A boy (not a man), whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his offspring can be repaid by sending him a
1. Adam, my
sperm donor , is so lame that he gave the State a false employer name right before christmas.
2. Robert, a boy in a
girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joylesssperm donor s.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation "
sperm donor ".
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1. A male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.
1. Kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.
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5.
A Father or a dead beat dad.
My Sperm Donor hadn't spoken to me since i was 5, and now im 25.
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6.
The
Willie almost managed to swallow the whole
load ofchoad , but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to theLinda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.
7.
someone who constantly brags or praises somebodii else
"Kobe is way better than Jordan"
"w/e dude ur such a sperm donor, Jordan's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
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