Sperm Goggles

What is Sperm Goggles?


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The degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex after you have not had sex for an extended period of time. Related to Beer goggles. But with a lack of sex as the modifying agent.

Dude 1 : Hey she's kinda cute.

Dude 2 : Dude! she's a bipedal cow with a stache. I know it's been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.

See horny, randy, assholishness, desperation


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