Sperm Injury

What is Sperm Injury?

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm

Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"

Pam: "What happened?"

Cassie: "Sperm injury...the babyis due in May."

Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."

See pregnancy, sports, women, locker room, accident, injury, baby

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