Sperm Joke

What is Sperm Joke?


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In the vein of "That's what she said," 'sperm joke' is also one of the most versatile jokes on Earth - and can be used in response to nearly anything. Shouting "Sperm joke!" makes the conversation infinitely better - and turns the subject of the phrase into a comedian! To be used especially after any conjugation of the verb "come."

A: I didn't know Mary was coming to town!

B: ... Sperm joke!

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A: Are you going to come over or not?

B: ... Sperm joke!

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A: I baked a pie for you.

B: ... Sperm joke!


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