Sperm Lottery

What is Sperm Lottery?


1.

a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.

The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."

Pete Dick: "which ones?"

The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."

Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."

The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."

Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."

TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"

The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"

See lucky sperm club, born on third base, dicks, money, cash


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