What is Sperm Sharking?
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When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.
It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
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Random Words:
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(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.
"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."
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When a man takes a shit in a chicks twatter.
did you see the long lost princess diana sex tape? the prince shits right in her roast bee..
