Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Minting It

1. When you're brushing your teeth and masturbating at the same time. You spit the tooth paste into your hand and continue on until cl..

Zip And Guzzle

1. Oral sex, a good old fashioned slurp job. From the Latin - zippendius guzzleium. His pulse quickened as she got down and gave him a sp..

Filp

1. Acronym meaning fucking Illinois person. Plural: FILPs Those damn FILPs need to learn how to drive before I lapse into an anger induc..

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