Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Internal Burning Schmitt

1. Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos...

You Betta Die

1. A phrase to be used when somebody tells you something either out the blue or something really stupid. Jimmy: Yo, you coming with me on ..

'twon't

1. a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it *looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine* nah, &apos..

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