Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

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