Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Zoffle

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..

W'ever

1. A conjunction of the words "what" and "ever" Normally used when you disagree with someone. Whatcha need? Going to..

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