Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Double Jointed Ass

1. The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand. It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched..

Gerro

1. Old person. Doddery. Short for geriatric. Bloody gerros everywhere! See gerry, oldie, old codger, geriatric..

Assterroids

1. The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the ..

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