Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Vacastipation

1. to be constipated when on vacation. "Dude - after a week of Vegas buffets, I cant belive that you still have vacastipation!" ..

Unchanish

1. not like Jackie Chan the fat clown was very unchanish See blarg..

Zoe Moulding

1. A name for someone with too much gum and not enough tooth Joanne had a bad tooth to gum ratio, she was a zoe moulding See zoe, tooth, ..

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