Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

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Yrgna

1. pronounced {erg-nah}; FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! Girl 1: OMG I AM SO FUCKING YRGNA AT THAT SON OF A BITCH Girl 2: he is SAD! S-A-D! sad as ..

Electric Slide

1. The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's ow..

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