Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Ulb

1. ugly little bitch ew she goes out with him she's such a ulb See ugly, little, bitch, texting, bitchy..

Bellyknocking

1. An erection so rampant that the said stiffy knocks against ones belly. Something very nice, such as a very tasty meal could be describe..

Yuliya

1. - massive - mother of the russian army - sexual godess - four brain cells (as of 2004), but dying out fast - pot head You are such ..

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