Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Lolerbate

1. The act of laughing out loud while masterbating. Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them. See lol, masterbate, wtf, omfg, ..

L3f7 Nu7

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Squeezer

1. when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the ..

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