Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

Ochenta Y Cinco

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Zanal

1. to have crazy anal sex. Also can be used as zanalize. "The bitch wanted to get zanaled, so I zanalized her." See zany, anal..

Bacon Fist

1. A mixture of salad croutons, beef jerky and shredded cheese. The Bacon Fist, although sounding like a crude sexual maneuver is actually..

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