Sperm Shields

What is Sperm Shields?

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

See sunglasses, tramp stamp, drunk slut

W00tne0nt

1. An arbitrary variant of "w00t". Guy 1: OMG i just got like 4 epic drops IN A ROW Guy 2: w00tne0nt See w00t, woot, pwn, 1337..

U.d.b

1. U.D.B - Unidentified Drunk Bruises. Waking up with bruises after a drunken stupor. Also Known As - Blacked Out and Blue I woke up this ..

Shmoned

1. To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Plea..

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