Sperm Thief

What is Sperm Thief?

woman who lies about her birth control status.

A Sperm Thief is a Female that will tell you she is on the pill in order to have unprotected sex to produce offspring.

See bastard, child, thief, birth control, lies

Palm Slime

1. the results from whacking off, semen EVERYWHERE, including your PALM. ex. phone sex with your GF leads to palm slime in your bed. See ..

Appendix Tickler

1. n. A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors. "Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tic..

Eccentricities

1. based from the root eccentric. eccentric qualities. "This guy has very far reaching eccentricities." See Daniel..

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