Spermalator

What is Spermalator?


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The word that should be used to describe moving walkways/stairs in shopping centers due to the large amounts of sperm deposited on the hand rails because men often don't wash their hands after using the bathrooms in public places.

"She used the spermalator to get from the first floor to the second floor of the shopping center."

"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"

See sperm, escalator, jizz, public bathroom


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