Spermometer Edit Meaning

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..

1. the man who can throw rhymes which such ease that he can make people go into shock. all women in the world are repoted to "want som..

1. When someone does something in a manner such as an asshole would do. Mike's asshole-elousy became apparent when he kicked me in th..