Spermwhale

What is Spermwhale?

The process of making your partner laugh immediately after a blow job so that your sperm shoots out their nose.

"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"

See cleavland steamer, lazyboy, swallowing

a large female who has uncontrollable urges for sperm.

"Dude, Jerome, this girl wants my nuts. Too bad she's fricken spermwhale."

See sperm, cake, candy, table, tablenuts

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