Spermy Eyelash

What is Spermy Eyelash?

When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.

Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"

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