Spewglue

What is Spewglue?


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After a long night of jerking off, some dudes forget to wipe all the spew off their pubes and it calcifies into a dried superglue sort of consistency. This is not easily cleaned up. Requires a brillo pad with a lot of rubbing......Spew Glue has been known to turn toxic. Closely related to the phenomenon known as "smegma"

"I was going for a world record to see how many times I could jack off before I passed out, and then I....well....passed out! I woke up and my pubes were glued to my shorts with spewglue......

See smegma, spew, cum, jizz, jizzmop, cumbreath


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