What is Speye?
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When one manages to get sperm in an eyeball, the aftermath is a Speye.
A Speye is quite painful and leaves your eye quite red for maybe 8 hours. I know this because I once shot sperm in my girlfriend's eye and her eye looked like she had contracted Conjunctivitis (commonly called "pinkeye" or bloodshot eye) for 8 hours.
David was lying in bed last night having a good old wank and accidently got sperm in his eye and gave himself a Speye.
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