What is Sphincter Cough?
1.
The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole
In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life
Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!
Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough
Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...
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