Sphincter Cough

What is Sphincter Cough?

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?

Matt: no, why?

Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...

Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!

Mike: what a sphincter cough...

See sphincter, sphincter cough, cough, asshole, dickhead

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