Sphincter Factor

What is Sphincter Factor?


1.

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.

This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!

2.

noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).

"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.

See fail scale


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