Sphincter Monkey Edit Meaning

1. The art of masturbating in a public place with as many unknowing people present. "Wow! Did you hear about Dave, he got a new Nickh..

1. Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (..

1. A person who posts three or more times on a forum thread in a row without meaning to do so/get the post count up. This is usually done w..