Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Suck A Snooker Ball Up 20 Ft Of Wavin Pipe

1. A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe Damn look at that hot bitch ..

Hypercractive

1. The state of being so hyperactive that you appear to be high on crack. Tony was so hypercractive after eating a pound of Pixy-Stix, he ..

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