Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

Fojamples

1. happens when no one makes a shot in pool. If you say it you will make the shot fojamples says i make this shot See jimmy..

Uber Dodgy

1. The state of something being more than just dodgy. It has to be not only extremely dodgy but also created / constructed / made in under ..

Sharpen Up

1. to become more aggressive. Get that mimosa out of your hand, and sharpen up! See frank..

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