Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

Spleen Flicking

1. This is the process of inserting a whole hand and arm into the anus (much like fisting) when the hand and indeed first is far enough up...

Taco Burner

1. A bitterly sore vaginal rash. I've been fucking for three days straight, and I have one wicked taco burner! See vagina, rash, tab..

Fugghead

1. also sometimes pronounced fuckhead or fuggggggghead, this word usually pertains to someone who: 1. does stupid things 2. acts like an ..

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