Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

Persian Perfume

1. To break wind in the face of a partner for sheer sexual pleasure. Timmy gave his mother some persian perfume before getting down to bus..

Z0mp

1. used by nixus regulars meaning rad or tottaly cool way cool dude! that shit is really z0mp! See Paul..

Allisex

1. A sexy girl that could be named Allison, Allie, or any other name with "Alli" in it. She is very confident and i quite good lo..

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