Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

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Ruici

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K.o.q.

1. Knitting On nyQuil. This should be avoided by all elderly women who think it's hip to Knit on the Q. It can cause severe mis-knits ..

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