Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

Yangle-durf

1. To teabag a member of the same sex. Sometimes confused with Yangle-Duffing, when horny 9-year olds rape hillary duff. Me and Sean total..

Zuz

1. 1. One who is indecisive and cant make a decision unless it involves sex, booze, or shoes. 2. Tend to not know what it wants so says &q..

Unnecescary

1. Something, or someone that is unnecesarily scary. The Queen is coming to stay. Unlikely, but go with it. You decide to spice up the mon..

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