Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

Under Pressure

1. A song performed by the band Queen and co-written by David Bowie. The beat was shamefully ripped-off by Vanilla Ice. But even through th..

Logan B

1. skater kid with hot hot orange hair. likes to kiss other boys and looks like a dinosaur. boy: you made out with logan? other boy: yeah..

Viscous

1. Having high resistance to flow. In other terms, the more dense the thicker the consistency. Is meant to be applied to asses of substanti..

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