Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

Michaeled

1. When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various ..

Kokua

1. Total Hawaian tanned even on the ass. Dude that guy mooned me and i saw his kokua See kokua, funny, tanned, man..

Vandismear

1. the art of vandalizing by smears stuff on walls, floors, mirrors.... dude, who the hell VANDISMEARED the mirrors? See vandismear, shit..

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