Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

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Zero Eight

1. if the cops catch you DUI and you blow a 08 in canada you get you lisence suspended Man i fucking blew a zero eight and the pigs took ..

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