Sphinctometer

What is Sphinctometer?

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.

"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"

See asshole, bullshit, sphincter, brown eye, shit

Quippy

1. A witty remark. Person #1: I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice. Person #2: Wow, that w..

Raw Ass

1. Getting sand, fine dirt, exc. between both ass cheaks. Then a consideral amount of running rubs the skin off the cheaks leaving them raw..

Yayers

1. An interjection used for reacting with satisfaction to a situation or event. Similar to: Awesome, Righteous, Fantastic. "You just..

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