What is Spicey Spaniard?
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The art of taking your own testacles stretching them behind yourself and placing them next to your ass hole with your legs gently squeezed together and swiftly and silenty placing them on your sleeping friends face.
"Don't fall asleep tonight bro or you'll catch a spicey spaniard straight to the lips."
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This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".
I'd be all over that like Keith on poon..