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When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.
I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up ..
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During oral sex on a woman, one who constantly wanders away from the clitoris.
Girl 1: "How did your date go?"
Girl 2: "..
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All those errands, chores, and other annoying tasks you don't want to do and that get in the way of actual fun.
I wanted to go to ..