What is Spiden?
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To do a Spiden is for a man to ditch the lads persistently for a girl, who he always ends up breaking up with anyway.
Nick: "I was playing football with Mark yesterday and his bird walked past and he just did a Spiden on me. I couldn't believe it."
Mikey: "What a gonk"
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to grow clumps of hair from unusual places on the body, such as the ears or left knee
sometimes can be found in the goochal area covering up the genitles and creating a game for your partner/other half called "man or woman?" this is called a mega spiden
pete - have u seen marks spiden?
nick - yes, his knees were like the back of a bear
mike - i have a particularly erotic mega spiden
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an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy
when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich
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The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.
Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for ..