What is Spider Crotch?
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When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.
Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
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The act of pressing ones hand on a supposid girls crotch to check for a penis. This act is to help discover if a "woman" is tr..
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One who achieves a desired result with remarkable speed and quality.
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