Spider Crotch

What is Spider Crotch?

When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.

Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"

John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"

Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"

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