Spider Farmer

What is Spider Farmer?


1.

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.

He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.

2.

A person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. They may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. Spider farmers buy very small amounts.

Look at the creepy spider farmer over there next the cheese counter.


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