What is Spider Hiney?
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Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.
"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ew..."
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Random Words:
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To kiss (must be said in a french accent)
I love it when you noitalucso me especially upon my neck!
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To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.
Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check i..
