What is Spiderman 3?
1.
A highly anticipated superhero sequel starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco. The film grossed over $100,000,000 upon its release on May 4th 2007. Shattering records worldwide. It is also at this time the most expensive film ever made with a budget of almost one half of a billion dollars.
Jeff: Did you see spiderman 3?
Jon: Yea
Jeff: Was it good?
Jon: You know the holocaust?
Jeff: Yea
Jon: Slightly worse.
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The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.
SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@
It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!
Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level
Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night
"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom
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