What is Spider-man?
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(Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"
Girl: "hey- wha-?"
Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!"
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A superhero belonging to Marvel Comics. Because of a bite taken from a radioactive spider, young college student Peter Parker has the ability to climb walls, to sense danger, and to shoot webs like a spider. He made a costume for a wrestling match, a burglar shot Peter's Uncle Ben, Peter went after the burglar, and killed him. Peter changed his costume to the costume we know today. And that's the origin of Spider-Man.
Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
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the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.
Spider-man will own you all.
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A super hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and published by Marvel comics. He first appeared in the final edition of Amazing Fantasy, originally titled Amazing Adult Fantasy, in 1962.
The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
Spider-Man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful Hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by Marvel comics.
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When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"
"Dude, you seriously gave the bitch the spider-man?
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this freakin' awesome guy when flings webs and does whatever a spider can.Hes sexy & he has spideyy senses!!
spider-man is my hero!!
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His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.
Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.
