What is Spidermelon?
1.
(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The
spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.
The snow owl stood no chance against the
spidermelon 's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the
spidermelon 's, ...damn them.
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