What is Spidermonkey?
1.
Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.
WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.
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2.
An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.
Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb
"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"
As an Adjective
Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.
In the Workplace
(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
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3.
Bella Swan. The main character in the Twilight series.
Edward Cullen to Bella Swan: "You better hold on tight Spidermonkey."
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4.
Essentially a chach, displaying chachy behavior and generally acting like a chachmonkey
You guys are a bunch of spidermonkeys! Let's do something cool, and stop acting like spidermonkeys!
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5.
Simply elite.
Spidermonkey > you
6.
A sexual move combining the
"You superman that ho?" "No." "You robocop that ho?" "No." "You spiderman that ho?" "Close, I made that ho a spidermonkey."
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A term used in Talladega Nights. Meaning an attack of animal rage.
Also a term used to discribe an intermural team and group of people on MSU's campus in KY. After watching the movie it bacame a rage and everyone wants to be a MG spidermonkey.
"I'm gonna come at you like a spidermonkey"
"Look at you spidermonkeys!"
"Spidermonkeys are awesome and Peguins suck!"
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