What is Spiders?
1.
A song by
"Spiders" was SOAD's first video clip.
2.
a type of car rim in which the spokes are designed to look like spider legs.
"....I'm ridin on them spiders..." - Paul Wall
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3.
The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.
Are you triming your spiders again?
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4.
The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.
Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
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Normally seen at the beach or during off season, spiders are female pubic hairs that poke out from the side of bikini bottoms/panties. See also Spider Hunting
Hey Bruce, check out the spiders on the one in the green!!
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An exclamation. Precise meaning unknown. Could be either:
1. 'Good' or 'sorted' in Manc language, or
2. Rank or unsatisfactory.
"Excellent, that's sorted then, right?"
"Spiders."
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itching in the pubic hair region.
i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick