What is Spiderweb Titties?
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When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.
Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.
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