Spif Edit Meaning

1.

Stands for Sales Performance Incentive Fund. (Or Performance, or Person.) It's what sales people get when they don't get a decent commission or salary. Sometimes involves extra company product, sometimes a bonus prize.

When Dave sold the big stereo this month, they Spiffed him a trip to Hawaii; The only spif that Bob got, was a tshirt and one of the refurbed DVD players.

See spif, spiff, spiffed, spiffing, bonus, prize, commission

2.

Stands for Slow People in Formation. It's a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.

"If we have to drive today, let's skirt around downtown. The street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif."

Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."

Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"

Student: "No it was just a spif."

See slow, stupid, people

3.

To smack ones penis in the face of another. Less homosexual alternative to T-Bagging, when used towards the same gender. Generally applied towards a drunken aquaintance during a dare.

"Hey, I double-dog dare you to T-Bag Vinnie right now!"

"Aw, I would, but he passed out with his mouth closed. OH COOL I CAN SPIFF THAT MO'FUCKA. SCORE"

See smack, in, face, spif, spiff, t-bag, tea bag, t-bagging

4.

Stupid poge inside fob

Heying, a mechanic that doesn't know what the ourtside of fob Ramadi looks like. "Heying is such a spif!"

See army, poge, fag, bitch, pussy

5.

another way of saying spiffy or nifty...an expression of happiness...originated from new england

"That new skirt is SO SPIF!"

"I aced my math quiz! spif!"