Spiff Edit Meaning

1.

1. Verb: To dress up, especially stylishly.

2. Interjection: Exclamation similar to nifty or cool.

3. Proper Noun: Part of the name of Spaceman Spiff one of the many alter-egos of the ever-awesome Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes.

4. Adjective: spiffy. Again, similar to nifty

5. Noun: spiffy. A cool, especially shiny, object.

Other variations include:

-Spiff-tastic (Adjective and interjection, combination of words spiff and fantastic

-Spiffmeister (Noun or title, one who is spiffy)

-Spiffify (verb, to make spiffy)

-Spiffig (adjective, English with German adjective suffix)

-Muy Spiffendo (Interjection, Spanglish)

-Spiffiness (Abstract noun, similar to "love" or "joy")

..and others.

1. You're all spiffed up today."

2. You won the contest? Spiff!

3. Spaceman Spiff, over and out.

4. That's a spiffy song.

5. Look at my spiffy! It's shiny!

-Wow! Spifftastic!

-You can just feel the spiffiness.

-I need to spiffify my outfit.

2.

Spaceman, yo. Investigates strange planets and has a cool-ass flying saucer and goggles.

Spaceman Spiff!

3.

A bonus payment for closing a sale or making a deal go through. Unlike commission, spiff is paid out directly in cash, from the manager/owner/whatever to the salesperson, pretty much immediately upon the completion of the sale.

You just sold a $5000 diamond ring? You're gonna get some sweet spiff on that!

See SY

4.

To shoot spunk over someones face.

Man 1. Steve is well a bit gay.

Man 2. Yeah, he loves to be spiffed over

See cum shot, gay boi, chappers, facial, noes it

5.

The center of all Lameness, in the universe.

You are, The Great Spiff.

6.

A smoke filter made of a toilet paper roll and fabric softner stuffed at 1 half with ducktape to hold it from coming out (but do no block off airway through). Blow through the not stuffed end and out the other end will be the smell of fabric softner. A spiff is typically used for smoking herb in ur house without the parents finding out. : ]

Yo, pass me that spiff man, I dont want my parents to smell this shit.

See pot, weed, mary jane, smoke, filter

7.

1. Half a man's boner. Or, a half man's boner. Or, half a stock. Or, a partially softy.

2. A spliff that has mostly tobacco. Derivative of Spliff.

1. "I wish I'd stop popping spiffs in class."

2. Person 1: "Hey, sorry man, I only have enough pot for a spiff."

Person 2: "That's okay, I have to go to work, I don't want to get too high anyway."

See spliff, marijuana