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1. Why do you have more than one mother? And why do they each have multiple mothers, and they as well? Maybe lesbianism runs in the family..

1. brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining...

1. Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer)...