Spike Tv

What is Spike Tv?


1.

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."

"What will you call it?"

"Android Kick-Fucking"

"Spike TV will be all over that."

See Dave

2.

The male answer to the feminist crap on Lifetime

A REAL man watches Spike!

See Trudeau

3.

The channel formerly know as TNN. (I think)

"yo jerry...i was just watching Spike TV last night."

See mademoiselle

4.

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.

The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.

See jen


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