Spilf

What is Spilf?


1.

SPastic I'd Like to Fuck.

Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."

(Spots disabled lady crossing road)

"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"

See milf, spastic, fuck, shag

2.

spaniard i'd like to fuck

He is a spilf

See spain, spaniard, spanish, tapas, paella

3.

a joint, blunt filled wiht marjuana and tobbaco. May be confused with a regular marijuana filled blunt or joint, the truth is it has tobbaco mixed with it.

"bro we dont have anough weed for a full joint..."Well lets roll a spliff"


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