What is Spin-cyclist?
1.
A lady who cunningly economises on vibrator batteries by setting the washing-machine to its fast SPIN CYCLE and then wedging her FRONTAGE against one of the throbbing corners.
Also known as a KITCHENER or a UTILITARIAN, because of her devotion to the kitchen or utility-room while pleasuring her PANTRY area.
Delia eventually discovered that the down-side of being a SPIN-CYCLIST was that her clitoris became inured to speeds of 1500 rpm. She was faced with the choice of either cutting down on her use of this kitchen equipment, or else investing all her savings in the purchase of hugely-powerful industrial machinery to satisfy her mushrooming requirements.
"You're not the first customer to ask for a minge-mortgage," the bank-manager reassured her.
See launderette , machinist , Persson
Delia eventually discovered that the down-side of being a SPIN-CYCLIST was that her clitoris became inured to speeds of 1500 rpm. She was faced with the choice of either cutting down on her use of this kitchen equipment, or else investing all her savings in the purchase of hugely-powerful industrial machinery to satisfy her mushrooming requirements.
"You're not the first customer to ask for a minge-mortgage," the bank-manager reassured her.
