What is Spinning Grapefruit Of Doom?


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What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkeycan do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

See grapefruit, missle, speeding, spinning, road trip


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